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Hello, my name is Dave and I'm Slenderman.

2014-01-28 12:59:01 by Ergox
Updated

I know, so original, rite?


I have become a stat whore.

2011-11-19 16:53:14 by Ergox

All the things I care about are:

MORE MEDAL POINTS (AW SHIT YEAH)
Higher level (I MUST HAVE THE BASEBALL BAT!!!!!!1!)
Higher rank (SUBMIT UNDER JUDGEMENT FLASHES SO THAT I COULD RATE THEM GUISE!!!)
More forum posts (POST, POST, POST, POST... IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!)

OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?!


Omegle spy mode is AWESOME.

2011-10-03 12:25:22 by Ergox
Updated

Yeah, so I'm asking: "Who will disconnect first, Stranger 1 or Stranger 2?"

And guess what: neither of them are planning to lose!

Stranger 1: 15
Stranger 2: 14

If you don't know what Omegle is, THEN STOP SITTING ON YOUR FAT ASS AND GO THERE!
www.omegle.com


Yeah that's right.

2011-07-27 14:16:08 by Ergox

Newspost.


Christmas.

2010-12-26 06:29:08 by Ergox

Less than 1 year away.


Christmas

2010-12-18 13:26:27 by Ergox

Is near.


Library

2010-12-18 13:20:58 by Ergox
Updated

Overall funny threads:

Make Op Horny

Photoshop threads: (MS paint qualifies too)

Draw something to save yourself.
Draw Something To Save Yourself! (2)


I'm trying to make a newspost.

2010-11-26 09:25:46 by Ergox

How does one make one?


Messing with omegle

2010-11-20 12:31:14 by Ergox
Updated

So maybe you knew, but there's this site called Omegle that links you to a conversation with a total stranger. I find it pretty fun to troll and role play on, so I'm gonna post all of my conversations, big or small, here.

***

Stranger: hi
You: asl asl asl
Stranger: male 23
You: mmmmkay
You: bye
You have disconnected.

***
Phew, this next one took a while.
***

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Welcome
Stranger: hi, asl?
You: Language not recognized
Stranger: what?
You: Response 'what?' recognized
Stranger: What, are you a robot or something? A program simulation?
You: I am the advanced System '#8655'
You: A program ment for spreading information throgh the Internetic Web.

Stranger: what happened to Systems #1 through #8654?
You: They patrol different interplanetary Internetic Cyber Webs
Stranger: Ah, ok then. so, why are you here?
You: I am coded to patrol planet '3455' in the Milky Way galaxy for faster ways to spread information in this solar system
You: Otherwise known as 'Earth'

Stranger: Are you not developed by the human race then?
You: The Interplanetery Information Spreading System is currently in Beta phase.
You: I am coded by the 'Masters'
You: They created this System eons ago

Stranger: Do these 'Masters' have any other title than that?
You: They are the scientists of planet Omega #12 othwerwise known as 'The Galactic Geniuses'
Stranger: So, what? do they have the answers to everything then?
You: The are known for their brilliant minds and advancements in Nano-technology
Stranger: alrighty then.
You: They have linked Information spreading Systems through 345 galaxies.
Stranger: Interesting. Are these 'Masters' familiar with The Game? Because i'm quite sure they just lost it.
You: They are familiar with everything through out the galaxy
Stranger: Oh, nice. Are other inteligent systems aware of The Game?
You: This system provides them with the information of countless planets through their nerves
You: Other systems have no link to this planet but I

Stranger: Do you have a link to other planets?
You: The System '#8656' currently patrols the other planets in this solar system
You: This System '#8655' has been linked to planet 'Earth' and it's moon.

Stranger: why is 8656 patrolling planets with no life?
You: They are full of liefe but some of them have very little
Stranger: why would a mega complex systems such as yourself make typos?
You: Because the beta phase of this system is controled by a struggling human brain controled by the 'Masters' with a Computer Chip
You: Computer Chip

Stranger: If these 'Masters' are so advanced, why wouldn't they be able to get a mind of higher inteligence to do the work?
You: They have thried, but the human will is very strong.
Stranger: Then why not use a different race?
You: The 'Masters' do their best to create more advanced Mind controling Computer Chips
You: It is proven to be to dangerous to send a race from another planet

Stranger: ah, i see.
You: Some humans are provided with the information about The 'Masters'
Stranger: obviously, seeing as you are talking to me about it right now.
You: In hopes that they are more intelligent to be taken to planet Omega #12
Stranger: ah. well sorry to disapoint, but I doubt I'm the material you're looking for. I have no intentions of leave this planet.
You: That is no problem. Since I revealed this information to you I must, as it is ordered by the 'Masters',
You: Let you live your life in hopes you will change your mind

Stranger: Sure. Doubt it'll change. Either way, give me a week without contact, i'll forget this encounter ever happened.
You: No human beings have actualy agreed to this operation
Stranger: I'm sure. most would be skeptical.
You: The 'Masters' are not beings with evil intentions, they seek to gather information from other solar systems and galaxies
Stranger: Yes, but most consider leaving a place they are comfortable with as a bad thing, Myself included.
You: That is understandable. They only wish to study other races to increase their knowledge of the universe that surounds them
Stranger: That is also inderstandable. Unfortunately, people would view this as a "giving something for nothing in return" situation.
You: The 'Masters' so not study other races upclose if they don't agree, but then they have to erase 50% of their minds and implant a Computer Chip in their brain so that they would learn faster
Stranger: Yeah, thats another thing people would look to as 'bad'..
You: These human beings with implants learn how to survive without water, become more intelligent and learn to be peaceful
Stranger: how does that work? you'd need to alter the entire genetic structure for a human to not need water for survival.
You: They access the human genetic structure biologicly changing it to various states
You: And so

Stranger: huh, interesting. but as you said earlier, the human would be removed from the planet?
You: Correct
Stranger: Yes, so that doesn't seem very productive.
You: They only study human beings, not the world that surounds them
Stranger: but then still, why not an untouched mind, instead of one they've altered?
You: The Interplanetary Internet Cyber Web Systems such as I learn through The Internet Webs
You: That would be difficult
You: Without the proper Systems and equipment

Stranger: But then how would they know they're working with the true human nature, instead of the one they created?
You: They let the human being live in another environment and their brains learn from it
Stranger: how do they compensate for the human missing what they once had?
You: The 'Interplanetary Internet Cyber Wed System's, IICWSs, like this system, learn about that from the Internet Web on this planet
You: .,

Stranger: what about the reactions on earth? what do you do about missing persons reports?
You: The IICWSs erase those beings from the Databse
You: .,

Stranger: wait, what? If i misunderstood you correct me, but do you mean kill off the questioners, or what exactly?
You: Their files are erased from the Database
You: As if they never excisted

Stranger: But surely people would mentally remember them?
You: It is due to the fact that The 'Masters' take unnoticable human beings who don't have a lot of acquaintances
Stranger: ah, alright. then refering to earlier, i definitely wouldn't a canidate, because i'm sure several people would notice if i go missing.
You: That is upsetting, because you seem rather of an intelligent human being based on others I have researched on
Stranger: I agree with the inteligence, but again, there are too many things i would not like to miss out on here.
You: The human beings that were sent to planet Omega #12 do take a lot of time for their brains to get used to it
Stranger: I'm sure. And besides, you'd probably want to go with someone a little bit older than me.
You: Studies have shown that many human being revealed to this information don't bother with it.
You: .,

Stranger: because alot of people are probably disregarding it as fasle statements.
You: Probably
Stranger: exactly. The forums side of my mind is actually screaming at me "pics or it didn't happen" implying part of my mind is doing the same.
You: I'm sure, for now, all you have to do is remember this
Stranger: exactly. but still, it would be nice seeing some solid proof, rather than just believing what is written.
You: As it is writen in Code #487ui89y, humans musn't find out
Stranger: then why do I know this information?
tell me, are you some sort of omnicient system, or can you only relay messages?
You: I can only type these letters with the help of a human being
Stranger: Ah, pity. So you have no more acess to say, what's happing in brazil, than I do.
Stranger: tell me, do you have preferences? as in, do you have emotions and such?
You: Certainly no, I am only a Computer Chip, The human being I have taken over does
You: This system is coded in a Computer Chip that has been implanted in a human being

Stranger: ah, alright then. Do you have access to reading the human's emotions then?
You: Not much, as it is focused on keeping the connection with the entire planet
You: .,

Stranger: alright then.
Stranger: well, i have to leave you now, so farewell.
You: SUCK A COCK YOU FAT COK SUKIN MOTHAFUCKA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

***

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: i wanna fuck you so hard!
You: jackpot
Stranger: m or f
You: if i say female, will you still fuck me? :)
You: ;)
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: what do you look like
You: i have big... hot
Stranger: nice..
Stranger: what size boobs?
Stranger: my dick is 26cm long
You: pretty big
Stranger: yeahh i know.. ;)
You: that's hot
Stranger: i want you to suck it so bad right now!
You: and swirl my tongue around it?
Stranger: ohh yes please
Stranger: do you like it rough and kinky?
Stranger: coz i do
You: oh yeah
Stranger: good.. i wanna hand cuff you to my bed
Stranger: and whip you while i make you moan with my dick in your pussy
You: do it
You: wait. i'm actualy a guy.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

***

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: ooooooola
You: so we meet again
Stranger: than you
Stranger: whaat?
You: i knew you'd come back
Stranger: we meet again?
You: that's why i came prepeared
You: i have a crowbar
Stranger: Are you crazy?
You: you insult me after you rob my house?
You: i'm very mad
You: CROWBAR GO
Stranger: YOU ARE retarded
You: crowbar deals 84 damage
You: STRANGER is dead!
You: my goal = acomplished
You: now someone comes from the bathroom
You: it's stranger
You: he's a ghost
You: damn
Stranger: are you crazy?
You: CROWBAR GO
You: crowbar deals 0 damage
You: shit
You -runs-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

***

Stranger: show me your boobs please...asl?
You: they were soposed to be a secret :(
Stranger: I need to see them
You: i thought you were here for a reason
You: settle down.
Stranger: SHOW ME BOOBIES
You: no wait- this is realy important
Stranger: PLEASE
You: ok alright
You: ( , )( , )
You: no thanks necesary
Stranger: um
You: or whatever
Stranger: they aren't real
You: they are so real that they can be touched!
Stranger: really? were is the flesh?
You: they feel good
You: want me to put lotion on?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and then show me :D
You: i can't they don't show that way
You: they're big thou
You: VERy juicy
Stranger: i don't believe you
You: ok i admit it
You: they're fake!
You: i got them to impress my girlfriend
You: 2 of them... ;(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

***

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: dude
Stranger: asl
You: dude
Stranger: same
You: i like NEVER reveal my asl
Stranger: ]kk
You: it like screws
You: up my aura man
Stranger: so how is ur life going on
You: its like totaly cool man
Stranger: cool
Stranger: su u doing job?
You: nah
You: jobs like
You: for the week man
Stranger: u an indian
You: nah, man
Stranger: den eurpean
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: european
You: i'm like from
You: the sunny beaches, man
Stranger: hmm and loves to watch hot grls in bikini
You: sounds
You: cool, man
Stranger: chill
Stranger: u have gf?
You: yeah, man
You: my soulmate is like
You: totaly cool
Stranger: cool
Stranger: and watelse
You: i'm like
You: one with the universe, man
Stranger: k
Stranger: u sounds like fucking crazy.....................
You: no way, man
You: this is how god made me n stuff
You: it's like
Stranger: grt
You: totaly cool
Stranger: dude got to go now ..........
Stranger: but nice chating with u
You: k
You: been cool man
Stranger: u 2
Stranger: cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Newspost?

2010-11-06 15:11:02 by Ergox
Updated

So I was just on Omegle, when all of a sudden, I was paired up with this awesome automated text adventure. Here's the log:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random Stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: Welcome 'Player #249'

Stranger: =================================

Stranger: TYPE HELP FOR A LIST OF COMMANDS

Stranger: =================================

Stranger: A drop of water falls from the sky and lands on Your nose, waking You up...

Stranger: You sense a new creature nearby, it sounds like a Rabbit...

Stranger: The puncture of Rabbit's pointy teeth inflicts 14 damage!

Stranger: You have 86/100 health points remaining.

You: hi

Stranger: Command 'hi' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: You say 'hi' to the rabbit. The rabbit looks at You...

You: Help

Stranger: COMMAND LIST:

Stranger: help - Displays a list of commands

Stranger: name [newplayername] - Changes Your player name. Ex: 'name chris' will try to change Your name to chris.

Stranger: strike [target] - Deals a single blow the specified [target] with the currently equipped weapon. Ex: strike rabbit

Stranger: status - Displays player level, experience, health, etc...

Stranger: lookaround - Describes the current room and contents

Stranger: about - Displays information about the game You are playing

You: name

Stranger: Please specify a new name (no spaces a-z and 0-9 only).

You: Elroy

Stranger: Command 'Elroy' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: You say 'Elroy' to the rabbit. The rabbit looks at You...

You: name Elroy

Stranger: Name changed successfully to Elroy

You: target rabbit

Stranger: Command 'target rabbit' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: Your voice alerts the Rabbit!

Stranger: The slash of Rabbit's long claws inflicts 4 damage!

Stranger: You have 82/100 health points remaining.

You: attack rabbit

Stranger: Command 'attack rabbit' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: You say 'attack rabbit' to the rabbit. The rabbit looks at You...

You: strike rabbit

Stranger: You punch Rabbit with Your bare hands, inflicting 9 damage! Rabbit is wounded and angry...

Stranger: The puncture of Rabbit's pointy teeth inflicts 15 damage!

Stranger: You have 67/100 health points remaining.

You: strike rabit

Stranger: Can't Find rabit

You: strike rabbit

Stranger: You punch Rabbit with Your bare hands, inflicting 16 damage! Rabbit is bleeding profusely...

Stranger: The puncture of Rabbit's pointy teeth inflicts 15 damage!

Stranger: You have 52/100 health points remaining.

You: run

Stranger: Command 'run' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: Your voice alerts the Rabbit!

Stranger: You have 37/100 health points remaining.

Stranger: The puncture of Rabbit's pointy teeth inflicts 15 damage!

You: lolz

Stranger: Command 'lolz' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: You say 'lolz' to the rabbit. The rabbit looks at You...

You: is this a robot or what?

Stranger: Command 'is this a robot or what?' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: You say 'is this a robot or what?' to the rabbit. The rabbit looks at You...

You: strike rabbit

Stranger: You punch Rabbit with Your bare hands, inflicting 14 damage! Rabbit is on the verge of death!

You: strike rabbit

Stranger: The slash of Rabbit's long claws inflicts 3 damage!

Stranger: You have 34/100 health points remaining.

Stranger: Rabbit dies under Your crushing blow!

Stranger: You gain 62 experience points from slaying level 2 Rabbit!

You: yay?

Stranger: Command 'yay?' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: Your victory speach alerts a nearby animal...

Stranger: You sense a new creature nearby, it sounds like a Tiger...

Stranger: The slash of Tiger's long claws inflicts 4 damage!

Stranger: You have 30/100 health points remaining.

You: why does the tiger do less damage than the rabbit?

Stranger: Command 'why does the tiger do less damage than the rabbit?' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

You: strike tiger

Stranger: You punch Tiger with Your bare hands, inflicting 6 damage! Tiger is wounded and angry...

Stranger: The puncture of Tiger's pointy teeth inflicts 14 damage!

Stranger: You have 16/100 health points remaining.

You: strike tiger

Stranger: You punch Tiger with Your bare hands, inflicting 7 damage! Tiger is wounded and angry...

Stranger: The slash of Tiger's long claws inflicts 4 damage!

Stranger: You have 12/100 health points remaining.

You: strike tiger

Stranger: You punch Tiger with Your bare hands, inflicting 8 damage! Tiger is wounded and angry...

Stranger: The slash of Tiger's long claws inflicts 6 damage!

Stranger: You have 6/100 health points remaining.

You: strike tiger

Stranger: You punch Tiger with Your bare hands, inflicting 19 damage! Tiger is injured and plotting revenge...

Stranger: The slash of Tiger's long claws inflicts 5 damage!

Stranger: You have 1/100 health points remaining.

You: fuck

Stranger: Command 'fuck' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

You: strike tiger

Stranger: You punch Tiger with Your bare hands, inflicting 16 damage! Tiger is bleeding profusely...

Stranger: The puncture of Tiger's pointy teeth inflicts 15 damage!

Stranger: You are mortally wounded by Tiger!

You: am i dead?

You: ok

You: that was fucking awesome

You have disconnected.

***

You: hi
Stranger: you're late again...
You: sorry
You: the metro...

Stranger: long day for me, tommy was called to the principals office, sarah started her period in gym class, and you forgot both their lunch money
You: honey...i
Stranger: you need to talk to Prichard about cutting your hours. I can tell you're tired.
You: they're working me to the bone, dear
Stranger: I know hun, but we could use you around the house a bit more.
Stranger: dinner is in the oven. its not your fav.
You: ill try to squeeze some time out of him...thanks for dinner
You: i appreciate it every night, even though i might not say anything

Stranger: tommy wants to quit karate, has he talked to you?
You: news no me *pours glass of scotch*
You: i have something to discuss

Stranger: I'm not going to let him turn into a lazy loser like the Roberson's kid. Will not stand for it
You: really, this is a little more important
You: i have to tell you

Stranger: oh...okay
You: its about Robertson.
You: he and i have been going to the bathhouses on weekends...not playing golf

Stranger: I...knew something
You: i...
You: im gay sarah

Stranger: I knew your penis was stenchy for a reason, I just couldn't bring myself to...to...
You: ive never felt so free
Stranger: my parents...what are we going to tell them...the kids...
You: i cant...i just cant *gets up* i need to think.
You: goodbye.

So you see, it can be fun. My favorite thing to do on this site is start role playing as soon as the chat starts. Sometimes people will get into it:

Stranger: hi'
You: bill what the fuck are you doing? *slams door* get down!
Stranger: AAAAHH *ducks*
You: john came in today brandishing a fucking colt, man!
You: screamin some shit about higher pay...

Stranger: jesus!
Stranger: that damned john!
You: never trutsed that cock sucker
You: always had that weird look about him

Stranger: yea he sucked a cock alright
You: yeah...wait you know about that?
Stranger: How do you know about that??
You: whaa? how many guys from the office did he blow?
You: i thought we were exclusive

Stranger: I was the one who drilled the glory hole on the furthest stall in the bathroom
You: *cocks gun* that mother fucker
You: im gonna kill his ass *stands up, opens door* see you on the flip side, Bill
You: ahhhh

I am convinced there is more fun to be had. One more for old times sake:

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: are you FBI?
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: eh..no
You: k good. i have something i need to pass on
You: theyll come after you but it's important

Stranger: say it
You: zebras arent real. theyre a cover up to hide the existance of unicorns, the horns of which are the most efficient fuel surce on earth
You: spread the word
You: a dont have much time

Stranger: don't worry i will pass the mesage
You: you need to tell as many people as possible and if you can contact carl engrahm he can
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YOU HAVE FOUND THE EASTER EGG CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!1!! ENJOY!
+++
***
***

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: oh hey
You: nice to see you here
Stranger: hey
Stranger: ur hot
Stranger: i want sex with you so bad...
You: cool
Stranger: oh baby take off your top
You: alright, i take my shirt and jeans OFF
You: leaving my bra undies and long stockings on
Stranger: oh baby
Stranger: aw yeah i'm so hard
Stranger: your legs are so hot now..
Stranger: i grab your smooth legs and stroke them gently
Stranger: i take off my clothes and my erect cock enters out of my underwear
You: oh my... that's one huge and handsome beast...
Stranger: baby it's a fully erect 7 inch wild animal
Stranger: and it's so close to blasting out a handful of sperm from your hotness
You: i get my head close to your hard vibrating penis as i bend over...
You: then i stroke it a few times...
Stranger: oh baby oh yeah keep doing that
Stranger: aw yeah...
Stranger: and i squeeze your gentle legs
You: then i put my hand oh your beautiful dick...
Stranger: oh YEAH babe squeeze it with your strong grasp... oh yeaaaaa.......
You: i slowly pull the foreskin down and up a few times...
Stranger: oh yeah stroke that hard dick baby!!!
You: and then you cum....
You: and it drips down between my legs...
Stranger: oh yeaahhh... i'm cumming like crazy like now...
You: i pull your foreskin forward and back fiercely and roll out my tongue...
You: you cum and your semen drips down on my tongue...
Stranger: OH YEAH!!! OH BABY!!!
Stranger: OH YEAH THIS FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD!!!
You: giant waves of your sperm leek down on my tongue...
You: i enjoy it while that sticky goo slips down my tongue into my throat sliming into my stomach...
You: then then i pull the foreskin down a lot...
You: and then i put my lips on it's end...
Strange: oh baby swallow it oh yeahhh.....
You: and then i brush my lips trough your glans...
Stranger: OH YEeaaeeeeh OHHHoooh yeaaahhh...
You: and i fold your exposed purple glans into my mouth...
You: as your sperm drips down on my teeth and beneath my tongue...
Stranger: oh baby watching you cover up my hard cumming cock makes me cum so much... oh yeah...
You: and then i proceed to cover up your shaft with the folds of my mouth...
You: as i wet your delicate penis glans rubbing my soft tongue around it, sliming it with my saliva...
You: when i cover up half of your fully erect huge 7 inch staff, i slap my penis on your dick hole...
You: which blasts out a huge wave of delicious sticky sperm...
You: my saliva slimes it up and it drips down my throat into my stomach...
Stranger: oh yeah... oh yeaaahhh... that's so awesome, babe...
You: and then i proceed to further shove your shaft into my mouth...
You: brushing my lips through the soft surface of your amazing, beautifully hard dick...
You: when another river of your delicate tasting, delicious, slimy semen drips down onto my tongue...
Stranger: OH Yeahhh... yes... yess..... that feels so good...
Stranger: i feel how your soft lips wrap my dick in your mouth... it feels so good, babe.....
You: as i swirl my tongue around your meaty, hard shaft, spreading my spit on it...
You: i push your cock further into my throat...
Stranger: oh baby.... prepare for a few of my huge cum shots...
You: i quickly approach my soft tongue to your dick hole and slap it on your purple, juicy meat...
You: my saliva quickly spreads on your glans mixing with your semen...
You: and then an overwhelmingly huge, powerful, wickedly dangerous, mighty sour sea of your delicious, tasty, glutinous, gluey cum blasts out...
You: it rips away my tongue from your sticky with semen glans with extreme force...
Stranger: and i moan and ejaculate, rubbing your smooth stockings...
Stranger: i feel how your mouth is full of my cum...
You: the delicious, refreshing cum slips down my throat...
You: and then i give a lick to my teeth to finish up all of that tasty liquid...
You: and then i slam my tongue against your purple, juicy, sticky inner meat and swirl it against it...
You: while a few cum shots shoot straight from your opening into my throat, i slip my tongue around your shaft...
Stranger: oh yeah... i love how your slimy, soft tongue rubs my dick gently...
Stranger: baby... i already ejaculated nine times into your mouth... time to make it ten...
You: then, when another cum shot fires into my stomach, i continue to shove your meaty, solid, firm fork into the depths of my mouth...
Stranger: oh baby there's only 2 inches left...
You: mmm... your hard sausage is in my throat pretty deep... i'm slapping it's bottom with your tongue...
Stranger: oh baby i'm ejaculating again...
You: the slimy sperm slimes down my throat into my stomach...
Stranger: oh baby the stimulation... i'm cumming... oh yeahhhh...
Stranger: i grab your head and push it into my crotch, making you devour the full length of my huge, hard dick while i cum...
You: then i slide my tongue through the surface of the bottom side of your erect shaft...
You: after you ejaculated eleven times, you slowly pull out your penis out of my mouth...
Stranger: oh baby that was awesome
You: are you ready for more?
Stranger: oh, you naughty bitch!! my meaty sausage craves... your mouth...
You: that felt good for the lil' bastard, didn't it?..
Stranger: oh baby, it's still wet... you rock...
You: it will feel even better after that slimy, hard purple headed spits out a river of cum onto my face...
Stranger: oh yeah... i feel what you're saying...
You: let me stroke it for you...
Stranger: oh yeah... yeahhh... well, here goes...
Stranger: and then a giant current of sperm blasts out to your face...
You: the sticky, slimy semen splats all over my face, cheeks and lips...
You: it drips down from my chin on my tits...
You: and then it flows onto my legs...
You: now, rub your hard dick on my face...
Stranger: really?.. oh baby, you're so wild!..
Stranger: i rub my solid bottom of my dick on your face and slime it's surface with sperm...
Stranger: and then i shove it deep in your mouth...
You: i suck your delightful penis for a long time and wet it with my saliva softly...

Stranger: oh baby