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Posted by Ergox - November 6th, 2010


So I was just on Omegle, when all of a sudden, I was paired up with this awesome automated text adventure. Here's the log:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random Stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: Welcome 'Player #249'

Stranger: =================================

Stranger: TYPE HELP FOR A LIST OF COMMANDS

Stranger: =================================

Stranger: A drop of water falls from the sky and lands on Your nose, waking You up...

Stranger: You sense a new creature nearby, it sounds like a Rabbit...

Stranger: The puncture of Rabbit's pointy teeth inflicts 14 damage!

Stranger: You have 86/100 health points remaining.

You: hi

Stranger: Command 'hi' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: You say 'hi' to the rabbit. The rabbit looks at You...

You: Help

Stranger: COMMAND LIST:

Stranger: help - Displays a list of commands

Stranger: name [newplayername] - Changes Your player name. Ex: 'name chris' will try to change Your name to chris.

Stranger: strike [target] - Deals a single blow the specified [target] with the currently equipped weapon. Ex: strike rabbit

Stranger: status - Displays player level, experience, health, etc...

Stranger: lookaround - Describes the current room and contents

Stranger: about - Displays information about the game You are playing

You: name

Stranger: Please specify a new name (no spaces a-z and 0-9 only).

You: Elroy

Stranger: Command 'Elroy' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: You say 'Elroy' to the rabbit. The rabbit looks at You...

You: name Elroy

Stranger: Name changed successfully to Elroy

You: target rabbit

Stranger: Command 'target rabbit' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: Your voice alerts the Rabbit!

Stranger: The slash of Rabbit's long claws inflicts 4 damage!

Stranger: You have 82/100 health points remaining.

You: attack rabbit

Stranger: Command 'attack rabbit' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: You say 'attack rabbit' to the rabbit. The rabbit looks at You...

You: strike rabbit

Stranger: You punch Rabbit with Your bare hands, inflicting 9 damage! Rabbit is wounded and angry...

Stranger: The puncture of Rabbit's pointy teeth inflicts 15 damage!

Stranger: You have 67/100 health points remaining.

You: strike rabit

Stranger: Can't Find rabit

You: strike rabbit

Stranger: You punch Rabbit with Your bare hands, inflicting 16 damage! Rabbit is bleeding profusely...

Stranger: The puncture of Rabbit's pointy teeth inflicts 15 damage!

Stranger: You have 52/100 health points remaining.

You: run

Stranger: Command 'run' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: Your voice alerts the Rabbit!

Stranger: You have 37/100 health points remaining.

Stranger: The puncture of Rabbit's pointy teeth inflicts 15 damage!

You: lolz

Stranger: Command 'lolz' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: You say 'lolz' to the rabbit. The rabbit looks at You...

You: is this a robot or what?

Stranger: Command 'is this a robot or what?' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: You say 'is this a robot or what?' to the rabbit. The rabbit looks at You...

You: strike rabbit

Stranger: You punch Rabbit with Your bare hands, inflicting 14 damage! Rabbit is on the verge of death!

You: strike rabbit

Stranger: The slash of Rabbit's long claws inflicts 3 damage!

Stranger: You have 34/100 health points remaining.

Stranger: Rabbit dies under Your crushing blow!

Stranger: You gain 62 experience points from slaying level 2 Rabbit!

You: yay?

Stranger: Command 'yay?' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: Your victory speach alerts a nearby animal...

Stranger: You sense a new creature nearby, it sounds like a Tiger...

Stranger: The slash of Tiger's long claws inflicts 4 damage!

Stranger: You have 30/100 health points remaining.

You: why does the tiger do less damage than the rabbit?

Stranger: Command 'why does the tiger do less damage than the rabbit?' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

You: strike tiger

Stranger: You punch Tiger with Your bare hands, inflicting 6 damage! Tiger is wounded and angry...

Stranger: The puncture of Tiger's pointy teeth inflicts 14 damage!

Stranger: You have 16/100 health points remaining.

You: strike tiger

Stranger: You punch Tiger with Your bare hands, inflicting 7 damage! Tiger is wounded and angry...

Stranger: The slash of Tiger's long claws inflicts 4 damage!

Stranger: You have 12/100 health points remaining.

You: strike tiger

Stranger: You punch Tiger with Your bare hands, inflicting 8 damage! Tiger is wounded and angry...

Stranger: The slash of Tiger's long claws inflicts 6 damage!

Stranger: You have 6/100 health points remaining.

You: strike tiger

Stranger: You punch Tiger with Your bare hands, inflicting 19 damage! Tiger is injured and plotting revenge...

Stranger: The slash of Tiger's long claws inflicts 5 damage!

Stranger: You have 1/100 health points remaining.

You: fuck

Stranger: Command 'fuck' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

You: strike tiger

Stranger: You punch Tiger with Your bare hands, inflicting 16 damage! Tiger is bleeding profusely...

Stranger: The puncture of Tiger's pointy teeth inflicts 15 damage!

Stranger: You are mortally wounded by Tiger!

You: am i dead?

You: ok

You: that was fucking awesome

You have disconnected.

***

You: hi
Stranger: you're late again...
You: sorry
You: the metro...

Stranger: long day for me, tommy was called to the principals office, sarah started her period in gym class, and you forgot both their lunch money
You: honey...i
Stranger: you need to talk to Prichard about cutting your hours. I can tell you're tired.
You: they're working me to the bone, dear
Stranger: I know hun, but we could use you around the house a bit more.
Stranger: dinner is in the oven. its not your fav.
You: ill try to squeeze some time out of him...thanks for dinner
You: i appreciate it every night, even though i might not say anything

Stranger: tommy wants to quit karate, has he talked to you?
You: news no me *pours glass of scotch*
You: i have something to discuss

Stranger: I'm not going to let him turn into a lazy loser like the Roberson's kid. Will not stand for it
You: really, this is a little more important
You: i have to tell you

Stranger: oh...okay
You: its about Robertson.
You: he and i have been going to the bathhouses on weekends...not playing golf

Stranger: I...knew something
You: i...
You: im gay sarah

Stranger: I knew your penis was stenchy for a reason, I just couldn't bring myself to...to...
You: ive never felt so free
Stranger: my parents...what are we going to tell them...the kids...
You: i cant...i just cant *gets up* i need to think.
You: goodbye.

So you see, it can be fun. My favorite thing to do on this site is start role playing as soon as the chat starts. Sometimes people will get into it:

Stranger: hi'
You: bill what the fuck are you doing? *slams door* get down!
Stranger: AAAAHH *ducks*
You: john came in today brandishing a fucking colt, man!
You: screamin some shit about higher pay...

Stranger: jesus!
Stranger: that damned john!
You: never trutsed that cock sucker
You: always had that weird look about him

Stranger: yea he sucked a cock alright
You: yeah...wait you know about that?
Stranger: How do you know about that??
You: whaa? how many guys from the office did he blow?
You: i thought we were exclusive

Stranger: I was the one who drilled the glory hole on the furthest stall in the bathroom
You: *cocks gun* that mother fucker
You: im gonna kill his ass *stands up, opens door* see you on the flip side, Bill
You: ahhhh

I am convinced there is more fun to be had. One more for old times sake:

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: are you FBI?
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: eh..no
You: k good. i have something i need to pass on
You: theyll come after you but it's important

Stranger: say it
You: zebras arent real. theyre a cover up to hide the existance of unicorns, the horns of which are the most efficient fuel surce on earth
You: spread the word
You: a dont have much time

Stranger: don't worry i will pass the mesage
You: you need to tell as many people as possible and if you can contact carl engrahm he can
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YOU HAVE FOUND THE EASTER EGG CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!1!! ENJOY!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: oh hey
You: nice to see you here
Stranger: hey
Stranger: ur hot
Stranger: i want sex with you so bad...
You: cool
Stranger: oh baby take off your top
You: alright, i take my shirt and jeans OFF
You: leaving my bra undies and long stockings on
Stranger: oh baby
Stranger: aw yeah i'm so hard
Stranger: your legs are so hot now..
Stranger: i grab your smooth legs and stroke them gently
Stranger: i take off my clothes and my erect cock enters out of my underwear
You: oh my... that's one huge and handsome beast...
Stranger: baby it's a fully erect 7 inch wild animal
Stranger: and it's so close to blasting out a handful of sperm from your hotness
You: i get my head close to your hard vibrating penis as i bend over...
You: then i stroke it a few times...
Stranger: oh baby oh yeah keep doing that
Stranger: aw yeah...
Stranger: and i squeeze your gentle legs
You: then i put my hand oh your beautiful dick...
Stranger: oh YEAH babe squeeze it with your strong grasp... oh yeaaaaa.......
You: i slowly pull the foreskin down and up a few times...
Stranger: oh yeah stroke that hard dick baby!!!
You: and then you cum....
You: and it drips down between my legs...
Stranger: oh yeaahhh... i'm cumming like crazy like now...
You: i pull your foreskin forward and back fiercely and roll out my tongue...
You: you cum and your semen drips down on my tongue...
Stranger: OH YEAH!!! OH BABY!!!
Stranger: OH YEAH THIS FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD!!!
You: giant waves of your sperm leek down on my tongue...
You: i enjoy it while that sticky goo slips down my tongue into my throat sliming into my stomach...
You: then then i pull the foreskin down a lot...
You: and then i put my lips on it's end...
Strange: oh baby swallow it oh yeahhh.....
You: and then i brush my lips trough your glans...
Stranger: OH YEeaaeeeeh OHHHoooh yeaaahhh...
You: and i fold your exposed purple glans into my mouth...
You: as your sperm drips down on my teeth and beneath my tongue...
Stranger: oh baby watching you cover up my hard cumming cock makes me cum so much... oh yeah...
You: and then i proceed to cover up your shaft with the folds of my mouth...
You: as i wet your delicate penis glans rubbing my soft tongue around it, sliming it with my saliva...
You: when i cover up half of your fully erect huge 7 inch staff, i slap my penis on your dick hole...
You: which blasts out a huge wave of delicious sticky sperm...
You: my saliva slimes it up and it drips down my throat into my stomach...
Stranger: oh yeah... oh yeaaahhh... that's so awesome, babe...
You: and then i proceed to further shove your shaft into my mouth...
You: brushing my lips through the soft surface of your amazing, beautifully hard dick...
You: when another river of your delicate tasting, delicious, slimy semen drips down onto my tongue...
Stranger: OH Yeahhh... yes... yess..... that feels so good...
Stranger: i feel how your soft lips wrap my dick in your mouth... it feels so good, babe.....
You: as i swirl my tongue around your meaty, hard shaft, spreading my spit on it...
You: i push your cock further into my throat...
Stranger: oh baby.... prepare for a few of my huge cum shots...
You: i quickly approach my soft tongue to your dick hole and slap it on your purple, juicy meat...
You: my saliva quickly spreads on your glans mixing with your semen...
You: and then an overwhelmingly huge, powerful, wickedly dangerous, mighty sour sea of your delicious, tasty, glutinous, gluey cum blasts out...
You: it rips away my tongue from your sticky with semen glans with extreme force...
Stranger: and i moan and ejaculate, rubbing your smooth stockings...
Stranger: i feel how your mouth is full of my cum...
You: the delicious, refreshing cum slips down my throat...
You: and then i give a lick to my teeth to finish up all of that tasty liquid...
You: and then i slam my tongue against your purple, juicy, sticky inner meat and swirl it against it...
You: while a few cum shots shoot straight from your opening into my throat, i slip my tongue around your shaft...
Stranger: oh yeah... i love how your slimy, soft tongue rubs my dick gently...
Stranger: baby... i already ejaculated nine times into your mouth... time to make it ten...
You: then, when another cum shot fires into my stomach, i continue to shove your meaty, solid, firm fork into the depths of my mouth...
Stranger: oh baby there's only 2 inches left...
You: mmm... your hard sausage is in my throat pretty deep... i'm slapping it's bottom with your tongue...
Stranger: oh baby i'm ejaculating again...
You: the slimy sperm slimes down my throat into my stomach...
Stranger: oh baby the stimulation... i'm cumming... oh yeahhhh...
Stranger: i grab your head and push it into my crotch, making you devour the full length of my huge, hard dick while i cum...
You: then i slide my tongue through the surface of the bottom side of your erect shaft...
You: after you ejaculated eleven times, you slowly pull out your penis out of my mouth...
Stranger: oh baby that was awesome
You: are you ready for more?
Stranger: oh, you naughty bitch!! my meaty sausage craves... your mouth...
You: that felt good for the lil' bastard, didn't it?..
Stranger: oh baby, it's still wet... you rock...
You: it will feel even better after that slimy, hard purple headed spits out a river of cum onto my face...
Stranger: oh yeah... i feel what you're saying...
You: let me stroke it for you...
Stranger: oh yeah... yeahhh... well, here goes...
Stranger: and then a giant current of sperm blasts out to your face...
You: the sticky, slimy semen splats all over my face, cheeks and lips...
You: it drips down from my chin on my tits...
You: and then it flows onto my legs...
You: now, rub your hard dick on my face...
Stranger: really?.. oh baby, you're so wild!..
Stranger: i rub my solid bottom of my dick on your face and slime it's surface with sperm...
Stranger: and then i shove it deep in your mouth...
You: i suck your delightful penis for a long time and wet it with my saliva softly...

Stranger: oh baby


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