I know, so original, rite?

All the things I care about are:

MORE MEDAL POINTS (AW SHIT YEAH)
Higher level (I MUST HAVE THE BASEBALL BAT!!!!!!1!)
Higher rank (SUBMIT UNDER JUDGEMENT FLASHES SO THAT I COULD RATE THEM GUISE!!!)
More forum posts (POST, POST, POST, POST... IT NEVER ENDS!!!!!)

OMG WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?!

Yeah, so I'm asking: "Who will disconnect first, Stranger 1 or Stranger 2?"

And guess what: neither of them are planning to lose!

Stranger 1: 15
Stranger 2: 14

If you don't know what Omegle is, THEN STOP SITTING ON YOUR FAT ASS AND GO THERE!
www.omegle.com

Newspost.

Less than 1 year away.

Is near.

Overall funny threads:

Make Op Horny

Photoshop threads: (MS paint qualifies too)

Draw something to save yourself.
Draw Something To Save Yourself! (2)

How does one make one?

So maybe you knew, but there's this site called Omegle that links you to a conversation with a total stranger. I find it pretty fun to troll and role play on, so I'm gonna post all of my conversations, big or small, here.

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Stranger: hi
You: asl asl asl
Stranger: male 23
You: mmmmkay
You: bye
You have disconnected.

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Phew, this next one took a while.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Welcome
Stranger: hi, asl?
You: Language not recognized
Stranger: what?
You: Response 'what?' recognized
Stranger: What, are you a robot or something? A program simulation?
You: I am the advanced System '#8655'
You: A program ment for spreading information throgh the Internetic Web.
Stranger: what happened to Systems #1 through #8654?
You: They patrol different interplanetary Internetic Cyber Webs
Stranger: Ah, ok then. so, why are you here?
You: I am coded to patrol planet '3455' in the Milky Way galaxy for faster ways to spread information in this solar system
You: Otherwise known as 'Earth'
Stranger: Are you not developed by the human race then?
You: The Interplanetery Information Spreading System is currently in Beta phase.
You: I am coded by the 'Masters'
You: They created this System eons ago
Stranger: Do these 'Masters' have any other title than that?
You: They are the scientists of planet Omega #12 othwerwise known as 'The Galactic Geniuses'
Stranger: So, what? do they have the answers to everything then?
You: The are known for their brilliant minds and advancements in Nano-technology
Stranger: alrighty then.
You: They have linked Information spreading Systems through 345 galaxies.
Stranger: Interesting. Are these 'Masters' familiar with The Game? Because i'm quite sure they just lost it.
You: They are familiar with everything through out the galaxy
Stranger: Oh, nice. Are other inteligent systems aware of The Game?
You: This system provides them with the information of countless planets through their nerves
You: Other systems have no link to this planet but I
Stranger: Do you have a link to other planets?
You: The System '#8656' currently patrols the other planets in this solar system
You: This System '#8655' has been linked to planet 'Earth' and it's moon.
Stranger: why is 8656 patrolling planets with no life?
You: They are full of liefe but some of them have very little
Stranger: why would a mega complex systems such as yourself make typos?
You: Because the beta phase of this system is controled by a struggling human brain controled by the 'Masters' with a Computer Chip
You: Computer Chip
Stranger: If these 'Masters' are so advanced, why wouldn't they be able to get a mind of higher inteligence to do the work?
You: They have thried, but the human will is very strong.
Stranger: Then why not use a different race?
You: The 'Masters' do their best to create more advanced Mind controling Computer Chips
You: It is proven to be to dangerous to send a race from another planet
Stranger: ah, i see.
You: Some humans are provided with the information about The 'Masters'
Stranger: obviously, seeing as you are talking to me about it right now.
You: In hopes that they are more intelligent to be taken to planet Omega #12
Stranger: ah. well sorry to disapoint, but I doubt I'm the material you're looking for. I have no intentions of leave this planet.
You: That is no problem. Since I revealed this information to you I must, as it is ordered by the 'Masters',
You: Let you live your life in hopes you will change your mind
Stranger: Sure. Doubt it'll change. Either way, give me a week without contact, i'll forget this encounter ever happened.
You: No human beings have actualy agreed to this operation
Stranger: I'm sure. most would be skeptical.
You: The 'Masters' are not beings with evil intentions, they seek to gather information from other solar systems and galaxies
Stranger: Yes, but most consider leaving a place they are comfortable with as a bad thing, Myself included.
You: That is understandable. They only wish to study other races to increase their knowledge of the universe that surounds them
Stranger: That is also inderstandable. Unfortunately, people would view this as a "giving something for nothing in return" situation.
You: The 'Masters' so not study other races upclose if they don't agree, but then they have to erase 50% of their minds and implant a Computer Chip in their brain so that they would learn faster
Stranger: Yeah, thats another thing people would look to as 'bad'..
You: These human beings with implants learn how to survive without water, become more intelligent and learn to be peaceful
Stranger: how does that work? you'd need to alter the entire genetic structure for a human to not need water for survival.
You: They access the human genetic structure biologicly changing it to various states
You: And so
Stranger: huh, interesting. but as you said earlier, the human would be removed from the planet?
You: Correct
Stranger: Yes, so that doesn't seem very productive.
You: They only study human beings, not the world that surounds them
Stranger: but then still, why not an untouched mind, instead of one they've altered?
You: The Interplanetary Internet Cyber Web Systems such as I learn through The Internet Webs
You: That would be difficult
You: Without the proper Systems and equipment
Stranger: But then how would they know they're working with the true human nature, instead of the one they created?
You: They let the human being live in another environment and their brains learn from it
Stranger: how do they compensate for the human missing what they once had?
You: The 'Interplanetary Internet Cyber Wed System's, IICWSs, like this system, learn about that from the Internet Web on this planet
You: .,
Stranger: what about the reactions on earth? what do you do about missing persons reports?
You: The IICWSs erase those beings from the Databse
You: .,
Stranger: wait, what? If i misunderstood you correct me, but do you mean kill off the questioners, or what exactly?
You: Their files are erased from the Database
You: As if they never excisted
Stranger: But surely people would mentally remember them?
You: It is due to the fact that The 'Masters' take unnoticable human beings who don't have a lot of acquaintances
Stranger: ah, alright. then refering to earlier, i definitely wouldn't a canidate, because i'm sure several people would notice if i go missing.
You: That is upsetting, because you seem rather of an intelligent human being based on others I have researched on
Stranger: I agree with the inteligence, but again, there are too many things i would not like to miss out on here.
You: The human beings that were sent to planet Omega #12 do take a lot of time for their brains to get used to it
Stranger: I'm sure. And besides, you'd probably want to go with someone a little bit older than me.
You: Studies have shown that many human being revealed to this information don't bother with it.
You: .,
Stranger: because alot of people are probably disregarding it as fasle statements.
You: Probably
Stranger: exactly. The forums side of my mind is actually screaming at me "pics or it didn't happen" implying part of my mind is doing the same.
You: I'm sure, for now, all you have to do is remember this
Stranger: exactly. but still, it would be nice seeing some solid proof, rather than just believing what is written.
You: As it is writen in Code #487ui89y, humans musn't find out
Stranger: then why do I know this information?
tell me, are you some sort of omnicient system, or can you only relay messages?
You: I can only type these letters with the help of a human being
Stranger: Ah, pity. So you have no more acess to say, what's happing in brazil, than I do.
Stranger: tell me, do you have preferences? as in, do you have emotions and such?
You: Certainly no, I am only a Computer Chip, The human being I have taken over does
You: This system is coded in a Computer Chip that has been implanted in a human being
Stranger: ah, alright then. Do you have access to reading the human's emotions then?
You: Not much, as it is focused on keeping the connection with the entire planet
You: .,
Stranger: alright then.
Stranger: well, i have to leave you now, so farewell.
You: SUCK A COCK YOU FAT COK SUKIN MOTHAFUCKA
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: i wanna fuck you so hard!
You: jackpot
Stranger: m or f
You: if i say female, will you still fuck me? :)
You: ;)
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: what do you look like
You: i have big... hot
Stranger: nice..
Stranger: what size boobs?
Stranger: my dick is 26cm long
You: pretty big
Stranger: yeahh i know.. ;)
You: that's hot
Stranger: i want you to suck it so bad right now!
You: and swirl my tongue around it?
Stranger: ohh yes please
Stranger: do you like it rough and kinky?
Stranger: coz i do
You: oh yeah
Stranger: good.. i wanna hand cuff you to my bed
Stranger: and whip you while i make you moan with my dick in your pussy
You: do it
You: wait. i'm actualy a guy.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: ooooooola
You: so we meet again
Stranger: than you
Stranger: whaat?
You: i knew you'd come back
Stranger: we meet again?
You: that's why i came prepeared
You: i have a crowbar
Stranger: Are you crazy?
You: you insult me after you rob my house?
You: i'm very mad
You: CROWBAR GO
Stranger: YOU ARE retarded
You: crowbar deals 84 damage
You: STRANGER is dead!
You: my goal = acomplished
You: now someone comes from the bathroom
You: it's stranger
You: he's a ghost
You: damn
Stranger: are you crazy?
You: CROWBAR GO
You: crowbar deals 0 damage
You: shit
You -runs-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: show me your boobs please...asl?
You: they were soposed to be a secret :(
Stranger: I need to see them
You: i thought you were here for a reason
You: settle down.
Stranger: SHOW ME BOOBIES
You: no wait- this is realy important
Stranger: PLEASE
You: ok alright
You: ( , )( , )
You: no thanks necesary
Stranger: um
You: or whatever
Stranger: they aren't real
You: they are so real that they can be touched!
Stranger: really? were is the flesh?
You: they feel good
You: want me to put lotion on?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: and then show me :D
You: i can't they don't show that way
You: they're big thou
You: VERy juicy
Stranger: i don't believe you
You: ok i admit it
You: they're fake!
You: i got them to impress my girlfriend
You: 2 of them... ;(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: dude
Stranger: asl
You: dude
Stranger: same
You: i like NEVER reveal my asl
Stranger: ]kk
You: it like screws
You: up my aura man
Stranger: so how is ur life going on
You: its like totaly cool man
Stranger: cool
Stranger: su u doing job?
You: nah
You: jobs like
You: for the week man
Stranger: u an indian
You: nah, man
Stranger: den eurpean
Stranger: i mean
Stranger: european
You: i'm like from
You: the sunny beaches, man
Stranger: hmm and loves to watch hot grls in bikini
You: sounds
You: cool, man
Stranger: chill
Stranger: u have gf?
You: yeah, man
You: my soulmate is like
You: totaly cool
Stranger: cool
Stranger: and watelse
You: i'm like
You: one with the universe, man
Stranger: k
Stranger: u sounds like fucking crazy.....................
You: no way, man
You: this is how god made me n stuff
You: it's like
Stranger: grt
You: totaly cool
Stranger: dude got to go now ..........
Stranger: but nice chating with u
You: k
You: been cool man
Stranger: u 2
Stranger: cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So I was just on Omegle, when all of a sudden, I was paired up with this awesome automated text adventure. Here's the log:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random Stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: Welcome 'Player #249'

Stranger: =================================

Stranger: TYPE HELP FOR A LIST OF COMMANDS

Stranger: =================================

Stranger: A drop of water falls from the sky and lands on Your nose, waking You up...

Stranger: You sense a new creature nearby, it sounds like a Rabbit...

Stranger: The puncture of Rabbit's pointy teeth inflicts 14 damage!

Stranger: You have 86/100 health points remaining.

You: hi

Stranger: Command 'hi' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: You say 'hi' to the rabbit. The rabbit looks at You...

You: Help

Stranger: COMMAND LIST:

Stranger: help - Displays a list of commands

Stranger: name [newplayername] - Changes Your player name. Ex: 'name chris' will try to change Your name to chris.

Stranger: strike [target] - Deals a single blow the specified [target] with the currently equipped weapon. Ex: strike rabbit

Stranger: status - Displays player level, experience, health, etc...

Stranger: lookaround - Describes the current room and contents

Stranger: about - Displays information about the game You are playing

You: name

Stranger: Please specify a new name (no spaces a-z and 0-9 only).

You: Elroy

Stranger: Command 'Elroy' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: You say 'Elroy' to the rabbit. The rabbit looks at You...

You: name Elroy

Stranger: Name changed successfully to Elroy

You: target rabbit

Stranger: Command 'target rabbit' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: Your voice alerts the Rabbit!

Stranger: The slash of Rabbit's long claws inflicts 4 damage!

Stranger: You have 82/100 health points remaining.

You: attack rabbit

Stranger: Command 'attack rabbit' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: You say 'attack rabbit' to the rabbit. The rabbit looks at You...

You: strike rabbit

Stranger: You punch Rabbit with Your bare hands, inflicting 9 damage! Rabbit is wounded and angry...

Stranger: The puncture of Rabbit's pointy teeth inflicts 15 damage!

Stranger: You have 67/100 health points remaining.

You: strike rabit

Stranger: Can't Find rabit

You: strike rabbit

Stranger: You punch Rabbit with Your bare hands, inflicting 16 damage! Rabbit is bleeding profusely...

Stranger: The puncture of Rabbit's pointy teeth inflicts 15 damage!

Stranger: You have 52/100 health points remaining.

You: run

Stranger: Command 'run' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: Your voice alerts the Rabbit!

Stranger: You have 37/100 health points remaining.

Stranger: The puncture of Rabbit's pointy teeth inflicts 15 damage!

You: lolz

Stranger: Command 'lolz' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: You say 'lolz' to the rabbit. The rabbit looks at You...

You: is this a robot or what?

Stranger: Command 'is this a robot or what?' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: You say 'is this a robot or what?' to the rabbit. The rabbit looks at You...

You: strike rabbit

Stranger: You punch Rabbit with Your bare hands, inflicting 14 damage! Rabbit is on the verge of death!

You: strike rabbit

Stranger: The slash of Rabbit's long claws inflicts 3 damage!

Stranger: You have 34/100 health points remaining.

Stranger: Rabbit dies under Your crushing blow!

Stranger: You gain 62 experience points from slaying level 2 Rabbit!

You: yay?

Stranger: Command 'yay?' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

Stranger: Your victory speach alerts a nearby animal...

Stranger: You sense a new creature nearby, it sounds like a Tiger...

Stranger: The slash of Tiger's long claws inflicts 4 damage!

Stranger: You have 30/100 health points remaining.

You: why does the tiger do less damage than the rabbit?

Stranger: Command 'why does the tiger do less damage than the rabbit?' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

You: strike tiger

Stranger: You punch Tiger with Your bare hands, inflicting 6 damage! Tiger is wounded and angry...

Stranger: The puncture of Tiger's pointy teeth inflicts 14 damage!

Stranger: You have 16/100 health points remaining.

You: strike tiger

Stranger: You punch Tiger with Your bare hands, inflicting 7 damage! Tiger is wounded and angry...

Stranger: The slash of Tiger's long claws inflicts 4 damage!

Stranger: You have 12/100 health points remaining.

You: strike tiger

Stranger: You punch Tiger with Your bare hands, inflicting 8 damage! Tiger is wounded and angry...

Stranger: The slash of Tiger's long claws inflicts 6 damage!

Stranger: You have 6/100 health points remaining.

You: strike tiger

Stranger: You punch Tiger with Your bare hands, inflicting 19 damage! Tiger is injured and plotting revenge...

Stranger: The slash of Tiger's long claws inflicts 5 damage!

Stranger: You have 1/100 health points remaining.

You: fuck

Stranger: Command 'fuck' unrecognized (hint: type 'help' for a list of commands).

You: strike tiger

Stranger: You punch Tiger with Your bare hands, inflicting 16 damage! Tiger is bleeding profusely...

Stranger: The puncture of Tiger's pointy teeth inflicts 15 damage!

Stranger: You are mortally wounded by Tiger!

You: am i dead?

You: ok

You: that was fucking awesome

You have disconnected.

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You: hi
Stranger: you're late again...
You: sorry
You: the metro...
Stranger: long day for me, tommy was called to the principals office, sarah started her period in gym class, and you forgot both their lunch money
You: honey...i
Stranger: you need to talk to Prichard about cutting your hours. I can tell you're tired.
You: they're working me to the bone, dear
Stranger: I know hun, but we could use you around the house a bit more.
Stranger: dinner is in the oven. its not your fav.
You: ill try to squeeze some time out of him...thanks for dinner
You: i appreciate it every night, even though i might not say anything
Stranger: tommy wants to quit karate, has he talked to you?
You: news no me *pours glass of scotch*
You: i have something to discuss
Stranger: I'm not going to let him turn into a lazy loser like the Roberson's kid. Will not stand for it
You: really, this is a little more important
You: i have to tell you
Stranger: oh...okay
You: its about Robertson.
You: he and i have been going to the bathhouses on weekends...not playing golf
Stranger: I...knew something
You: i...
You: im gay sarah
Stranger: I knew your penis was stenchy for a reason, I just couldn't bring myself to...to...
You: ive never felt so free
Stranger: my parents...what are we going to tell them...the kids...
You: i cant...i just cant *gets up* i need to think.
You: goodbye.

So you see, it can be fun. My favorite thing to do on this site is start role playing as soon as the chat starts. Sometimes people will get into it:

Stranger: hi'
You: bill what the fuck are you doing? *slams door* get down!
Stranger: AAAAHH *ducks*
You: john came in today brandishing a fucking colt, man!
You: screamin some shit about higher pay...
Stranger: jesus!
Stranger: that damned john!
You: never trutsed that cock sucker
You: always had that weird look about him
Stranger: yea he sucked a cock alright
You: yeah...wait you know about that?
Stranger: How do you know about that??
You: whaa? how many guys from the office did he blow?
You: i thought we were exclusive
Stranger: I was the one who drilled the glory hole on the furthest stall in the bathroom
You: *cocks gun* that mother fucker
You: im gonna kill his ass *stands up, opens door* see you on the flip side, Bill
You: ahhhh

I am convinced there is more fun to be had. One more for old times sake:

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: are you FBI?
Stranger: where are you from?
Stranger: eh..no
You: k good. i have something i need to pass on
You: theyll come after you but it's important
Stranger: say it
You: zebras arent real. theyre a cover up to hide the existance of unicorns, the horns of which are the most efficient fuel surce on earth
You: spread the word
You: a dont have much time
Stranger: don't worry i will pass the mesage
You: you need to tell as many people as possible and if you can contact carl engrahm he can
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YOU HAVE FOUND THE EASTER EGG CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!1!! ENJOY!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: oh hey
You: nice to see you here
Stranger: hey
Stranger: ur hot
Stranger: i want sex with you so bad...
You: cool
Stranger: oh baby take off your top
You: alright, i take my shirt and jeans OFF
You: leaving my bra undies and long stockings on
Stranger: oh baby
Stranger: aw yeah i'm so hard
Stranger: your legs are so hot now..
Stranger: i grab your smooth legs and stroke them gently
Stranger: i take off my clothes and my erect cock enters out of my underwear
You: oh my... that's one huge and handsome beast...
Stranger: baby it's a fully erect 7 inch wild animal
Stranger: and it's so close to blasting out a handful of sperm from your hotness
You: i get my head close to your hard vibrating penis as i bend over...
You: then i stroke it a few times...
Stranger: oh baby oh yeah keep doing that
Stranger: aw yeah...
Stranger: and i squeeze your gentle legs
You: then i put my hand oh your beautiful dick...
Stranger: oh YEAH babe squeeze it with your strong grasp... oh yeaaaaa.......
You: i slowly pull the foreskin down and up a few times...
Stranger: oh yeah stroke that hard dick baby!!!
You: and then you cum....
You: and it drips down between my legs...
Stranger: oh yeaahhh... i'm cumming like crazy like now...
You: i pull your foreskin forward and back fiercely and roll out my tongue...
You: you cum and your semen drips down on my tongue...
Stranger: OH YEAH!!! OH BABY!!!
Stranger: OH YEAH THIS FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD!!!
You: giant waves of your sperm leek down on my tongue...
You: i enjoy it while that sticky goo slips down my tongue into my throat sliming into my stomach...
You: then then i pull the foreskin down a lot...
You: and then i put my lips on it's end...
Strange: oh baby swallow it oh yeahhh.....
You: and then i brush my lips trough your glans...
Stranger: OH YEeaaeeeeh OHHHoooh yeaaahhh...
You: and i fold your exposed purple glans into my mouth...
You: as your sperm drips down on my teeth and beneath my tongue...
Stranger: oh baby watching you cover up my hard cumming cock makes me cum so much... oh yeah...
You: and then i proceed to cover up your shaft with the folds of my mouth...
You: as i wet your delicate penis glans rubbing my soft tongue around it, sliming it with my saliva...
You: when i cover up half of your fully erect huge 7 inch staff, i slap my penis on your dick hole...
You: which blasts out a huge wave of delicious sticky sperm...
You: my saliva slimes it up and it drips down my throat into my stomach...
Stranger: oh yeah... oh yeaaahhh... that's so awesome, babe...
You: and then i proceed to further shove your shaft into my mouth...
You: brushing my lips through the soft surface of your amazing, beautifully hard dick...
You: when another river of your delicate tasting, delicious, slimy semen drips down onto my tongue...
Stranger: OH Yeahhh... yes... yess..... that feels so good...
Stranger: i feel how your soft lips wrap my dick in your mouth... it feels so good, babe.....
You: as i swirl my tongue around your meaty, hard shaft, spreading my spit on it...
You: i push your cock further into my throat...
Stranger: oh baby.... prepare for a few of my huge cum shots...
You: i quickly approach my soft tongue to your dick hole and slap it on your purple, juicy meat...
You: my saliva quickly spreads on your glans mixing with your semen...
You: and then an overwhelmingly huge, powerful, wickedly dangerous, mighty sour sea of your delicious, tasty, glutinous, gluey cum blasts out...
You: it rips away my tongue from your sticky with semen glans with extreme force...
Stranger: and i moan and ejaculate, rubbing your smooth stockings...
Stranger: i feel how your mouth is full of my cum...
You: the delicious, refreshing cum slips down my throat...
You: and then i give a lick to my teeth to finish up all of that tasty liquid...
You: and then i slam my tongue against your purple, juicy, sticky inner meat and swirl it against it...
You: while a few cum shots shoot straight from your opening into my throat, i slip my tongue around your shaft...
Stranger: oh yeah... i love how your slimy, soft tongue rubs my dick gently...
Stranger: baby... i already ejaculated nine times into your mouth... time to make it ten...
You: then, when another cum shot fires into my stomach, i continue to shove your meaty, solid, firm fork into the depths of my mouth...
Stranger: oh baby there's only 2 inches left...
You: mmm... your hard sausage is in my throat pretty deep... i'm slapping it's bottom with your tongue...
Stranger: oh baby i'm ejaculating again...
You: the slimy sperm slimes down my throat into my stomach...
Stranger: oh baby the stimulation... i'm cumming... oh yeahhhh...
Stranger: i grab your head and push it into my crotch, making you devour the full length of my huge, hard dick while i cum...
You: then i slide my tongue through the surface of the bottom side of your erect shaft...
You: after you ejaculated eleven times, you slowly pull out your penis out of my mouth...
Stranger: oh baby that was awesome
You: are you ready for more?
Stranger: oh, you naughty bitch!! my meaty sausage craves... your mouth...
You: that felt good for the lil' bastard, didn't it?..
Stranger: oh baby, it's still wet... you rock...
You: it will feel even better after that slimy, hard purple headed spits out a river of cum onto my face...
Stranger: oh yeah... i feel what you're saying...
You: let me stroke it for you...
Stranger: oh yeah... yeahhh... well, here goes...
Stranger: and then a giant current of sperm blasts out to your face...
You: the sticky, slimy semen splats all over my face, cheeks and lips...
You: it drips down from my chin on my tits...
You: and then it flows onto my legs...
You: now, rub your hard dick on my face...
Stranger: really?.. oh baby, you're so wild!..
Stranger: i rub my solid bottom of my dick on your face and slime it's surface with sperm...
Stranger: and then i shove it deep in your mouth...
You: i suck your delightful penis for a long time and wet it with my saliva softly...

Stranger: oh baby